8hy:
there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of
you put it into words
Interesting
(Source: rohie)
9 word story (via pillsand-coffee)
- doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog
- patient: wh- what's updog
- doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT
I’m so sick of myself





